The Most Slippery Lube You Will Ever Try

Water-based, ALL Natural & Organic Lube

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What is Evil Gòó?

Evil Gòó is an organic, 100% natural, water-based lube made from plant extracts. It acts more like a slime. 😈 Without the stickiness of other artificial lubes - Evil Gòó goes all the way - as the most slippery, naughtiest lube you will probably ever find - and it’s completely safe for you, your private parts, and your condoms!

Most lubes on the market today have one problem in common: After a brief moment of fun - they quickly get sticky, absorb into the skin, or dry out - forcing you to constantly re-apply more to maintain that good slippery feeling.

Evil Gòó is the most slippery, wet, and slimy lube you will ever try. We dare you not to get turned on when you drizzle some on your private parts the first time. Or any time for that matter...

Because of this - Evil Gòó lasts far longer than leading competitor brands - allowing you to focus more on the fun - than worrying about re-applying stuff every few minutes, which - let’s face it - gets annoying AF. It's also safe to use for your toys, condoms, and made with purified water and natural plant-based ingredients instead of synthetics and chemicals found in so many other lubes!

Testimonials

"Bill and I always struggled with friction between us, if you know what I mean.
But after we discovered Evil Goo - I'm wetter than the theater seats at a Chippendales show"

H.C.