Evil Goo 💧 Organic Lube - (Threesome Size, 8oz / 236ml)

Evil Gòó is an organic, 100% natural, water-based lube made from plant extracts. It acts more like a slime. 😈 Without the stickiness of other artificial lubes - Evil Gòó goes all the way - as the most slippery, naughtiest lube you will probably ever find.

Most lubes on the market today have one problem in common: After a brief moment of fun - they quickly get sticky, absorb into the skin, or dry out - forcing you to constantly re-apply more to maintain that good slippery feeling.

Evil Gòó is the most slippery, wet, and slimy lube you will ever try. We dare you not to get turned on when you drizzle it on the first time. Or any time for that matter... Oh and - if you wanna make things even more interesting - we've got you covered with many organic, flavored lubes as well! 👅

Because of this - Evil Gòó lasts far longer than leading competitor brands - allowing you to focus more on the fun - than worrying about re-applying stuff every few minutes, which - let’s face it - gets annoying AF. It's also safe to use for your toys, condoms, and made with purified water and natural plant-based ingredients instead of synthetics and chemicals found in so many other lubes!

🤔 What is your return policy?

If for some reason you feel like Evil Gòó isn't for you - you can contact us here through the website or chat to learn about our return and refund options.

🌡 Can I store it in room temperature?

Yes you can. However, since this is a product with only plant-based ingredients - that means it also doesn't have an unlimited shelf life like all those other lubes that have synthetics and chemicals in them as preservatives. Your bottles of Evil Gòó will still be good left sitting in room temperature for a few weeks, but we recommend keeping it in a cool place - preferably refrigerated. When kept refrigerated, your bottles of lube will last several months!

🧪 So, what's it's in it?

If you look at some of our competitors' ingredient labels, you will most often see a very long list of odd sounding chemicals and additives. Our approach is simple, and so is our ingredient list: Evil Gòó is made from coconut water, ahi flower extract, chia seed extract, flax seed extract, and sea weed extract. Our flavors are naturally derived flavors - nothing artificial.
That's it.